Numero Uno

Being a kind-hearted and a good person by nature, it is only right that i save a damsel in distress, so you guys can stop the clapping already. Thank you. Thank you. But too bad, it was not as romantic as i always dreamt it would be - i saving a damsel from the fire breathing dragon or from some ugly three headed monster like fluffy.




Anyway it is too embarrassingly small, the thing that i save Princess Sophia from, so lets us not go there...

Boy, now i regret for what i did. Not only did that Princess not return my kindness with kindness, Princess Sophia now lives just to irritate me and frightened me every now and then with his mouth.



You all might think i am just silly. Just a mouth, what’s so scary. BUT can you imagine a mouth so big, pouted like a fish mouth… coming at you as if it is going to suck you up… AHHHHHH… See.. Even thoughts of the mouth makes me scream. So now you know how scary it is. Watch out. Don’t ever say i never warn you.

I as the brave and gallant King Arthur have decided to let Princess have a taste of his own medicine and not let him get too out of hand and make a joke out of me. But no matter how i try, it still seem that i am on the loosing end. So if any of you have any irritating ideas on how to irritate Princess Sophia.... you know what to do with it, don't you?