as minibean is getting bigger (like 3.4kg, according to the dr's estimate, not so mini afterall huh..) and dr says she ready to be born..

me to hubs: dar, help me ask xbb to come out sooner ley.. she is like getting so big.. i scare..
hubs to xbb: hello xbb... you want to share the same birthday (6dec) as me right... you wait awhile longer okie?
me: @#$&!

the hubs was driving using his GPS and suddenly the "voice" of the GPS switched from a female to a male..

me: did your GPS just become a guy!?

the hubs: yah.. cus girls are lousy at directions so the guy took over........